Just about everything. I decided it was time for a nip 'n tuck. A brow-lift and a breast implant. A tummy tuck and a...um, wait. I was talking about the website. So yeah, the site has undergone a facelift. New content, new style, and even a new future name.... TBA. Sure, I could've done everything at once, but why kill the suspense? I know, I can barely sit still myself.  

BellaOnline  I'm a new editor at BellaOnline.com for the Jokes & Humor topic. Join us in the forum HERE or sign up with for my Jokes Newsletter HERE.  If you need some convincing, here are five reasons why you should sign up:

1. Laughing 15 minutes a day could help you lose weight. No joke!
2. Laughter is contagious (and the one thing you want to catch)
3. Laughter may reduce your risk of heart disease (this is serious stuff!)
4. Nobody has ever died laughing. Have they?
5. Smiling reduces tension, improves your immune system, and makes
you look pretty.

Need I say more?

Laugh at Jimmy (It's okay, we all do)

Coming Soon! Interview with comedians Jimmy Turner and Rick Pulido...  

Yes, you heard it correctly. Funny man Jimmy Turner has so graciously agreed to an interview. Well, after a little begging and bribery... (click to read)    

Ashes in Orbit   

Once you're dead, the journey doesn't have to end there. Here are  some creative ways to cross the final frontier once you're on the other side

My article was just published (and featured on the front page) at OnTopicMagazine.com. Check it out HERE! 

Worst Critic Ever!  What does your favorite movie rate? Does it get two toes up? Find out the honest truth. (coming soon...completely uncensored and brutally honest)

Foolish Times:  Read my latest article, all about Burger Bouncers and Fry Thieves, available on the online version of this magazine, or in print. Check it out HERE!   Note: for some reason the byline says "Guest Columnist" instead of my name. Working on changing that...

Dumb People. No matter where you go, you can't seem to get away from them. If you're like me, you love people watching, and hoping on the off chance that you witness a totally stupid random moment. From someone other than yourself. Be careful...you never know who may be watching you.